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To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.
1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."
The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.
Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)
Man that Arthur Blind sure is blind... I wonder if he is going to call himself Bilmbo again today
When you aren’t aware that you have typed a phrase out incorrectly because you assumed that you typed out the same phrase as the one in your head. So now you are blind blown because you are unable to recognize your spelling error
Carla: “This boy has my blind blown”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!
You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!
When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.
We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.
TO NOT HAVE INTERNET, UNABLE TO SEE INTERNET.
DUDE, I AM REMOTE AND RUNNING INTERNET BLIND.