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To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.
I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.
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Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.
"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."
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recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb
did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin
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Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
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Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.
I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.
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Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.
I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!
Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!
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Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.
"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"
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