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To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.
I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.
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Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.
"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."
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recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb
did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin
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Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
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A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.
Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!
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A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.
I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.
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Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.
I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.
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