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The root cause of Tuberculosis.
I think I got Tom Brady from my last trip to Indonesia.
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The super amazing bass player for Late Nite Reading.
He is wonderfully cute had has the most beautiful eyes.
Has the voice of an angel and the most addicting laugh.
He is super sweet and very caring towards everyone.
He is too easy to love.
His taste in music is impeccable and the music he makes himself is even better.
Has a show on YouTube called My Life In Color (MLIC).
I am completely in love with him.
Me: Did you ever watch that My Life In Color I told you about?
Friend: Yes! That Brady Szuhaj sure is a cutie.
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The shoes they make prisoners wear in Federal Prisons with no shoelaces, to prevent gang activity from the wearing of "gang" associated shoes, ie nikes, converse
"hey man, these marcia bradys that the warden gave us look my feet look like yours"
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Gay- Noun
1. tom brady.
"Matt and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."
So every team playing them including oakland watch out cause he wants you to touch his sack in the pocket
Tom Brady is so HOMO!
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A quarterback who some say is overrated. Apparently has the "best recivers" and that is why he is so prolific. Brady has Moss and Welker, two great recievers, but do you remember when he won 3 superbowls? Yeah, no recivers who did anything. Brady can make anyone look good. IE: Donte Stallworth, Reche Caldwell. Also holds the records for much touchdowns in a quarter(5), and most touchdowns in a season (50)
Pats fan:Tom Brady is among the best quarterbacks in the league, along with Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees.
Idiot:Liek no wayyyyyyz Eli Manning owns brady all day
Pats Fan:Thats why he cant do shit without a stellar defense or Plaxico Burress
Idiot:hahahaha shut up newb Brady Sucks
Pats Fan:I guess Michael Phelps sucks too then.
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"Wow!Tom Brady is so good!"
"No he isn't,you faggot."
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A quarterback in the National Football League on the New England Patriots. The most overrated quarterback in NFL History. He's been to 5 superbowls, 3 of which were because of one play (Tuck Rule, Drew Bennett, Lee Evans). Also was the quarterback of the biggest choke job of all time in 2007 (18-1) he is also the sole sole reason why the Patriots even have fans.
He wears Uggz loud and proud. It's a well known fact that he's a dick. He has some of the best stats ever thanks to his deep 5 yard dump passes to his running backs. A true stat padder.
Did I mention he's a fag?
Tom Brady, also known as Tom Lady.
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