Random
Source Code
Random
Gay- Noun
1. tom brady.
"Matt and I fight like teenage girls," said Tom Brady, speaking of backup QB Matt Cassel. "We are always slapping each other around and wrestling and slap boxing and messing around with each other in the weight room. And so I decided to take that to the next level. And we were messing around in the quarterback room one day and he walked in with a milkshake, and I kind of put my foot by the door, and I kicked the door and the milkshake splashed up and went all over him. So he sat down, and I was laughing. So I said give me the towel, because I wanted to clean up the wall. So I threw the towel at his face, and it had shake all over it. He had a little shake in his mouth and he spit it all over me."
So every team playing them including oakland watch out cause he wants you to touch his sack in the pocket
Tom Brady is so HOMO!
224👍 195👎
A quarterback who some say is overrated. Apparently has the "best recivers" and that is why he is so prolific. Brady has Moss and Welker, two great recievers, but do you remember when he won 3 superbowls? Yeah, no recivers who did anything. Brady can make anyone look good. IE: Donte Stallworth, Reche Caldwell. Also holds the records for much touchdowns in a quarter(5), and most touchdowns in a season (50)
Pats fan:Tom Brady is among the best quarterbacks in the league, along with Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees.
Idiot:Liek no wayyyyyyz Eli Manning owns brady all day
Pats Fan:Thats why he cant do shit without a stellar defense or Plaxico Burress
Idiot:hahahaha shut up newb Brady Sucks
Pats Fan:I guess Michael Phelps sucks too then.
547👍 512👎
"Wow!Tom Brady is so good!"
"No he isn't,you faggot."
176👍 153👎
A quarterback in the National Football League on the New England Patriots. The most overrated quarterback in NFL History. He's been to 5 superbowls, 3 of which were because of one play (Tuck Rule, Drew Bennett, Lee Evans). Also was the quarterback of the biggest choke job of all time in 2007 (18-1) he is also the sole sole reason why the Patriots even have fans.
He wears Uggz loud and proud. It's a well known fact that he's a dick. He has some of the best stats ever thanks to his deep 5 yard dump passes to his running backs. A true stat padder.
Did I mention he's a fag?
Tom Brady, also known as Tom Lady.
446👍 412👎
A complete and utter fag. Usually likes blink 182 and bowl cuts. A Brady can sometimes have a large penis. But more often than not has a micro-mushroom. Bradys' are usually caught chasing college-aged cougars
I was talking to Brady the other day and he's a total cuntface.
2👍 24👎
A guy who wins prom king so many times it’s not even fun anymore.
That guy is such a Prom Brady with his prom crown and six foot tall Brazilian exchange student girlfriend.
When you shart so hard a ball explodes.
I just had a major Brady Bazooka!