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When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
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The stank of a chicks breath after she has had a train ran on her. Made famous by Jethro Tull
After the football team was done with Cindy I went in for a romantic kiss and she had a rank case of locomotive breath.
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i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.
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bad breath that can kick you to sleep.
a. It can cause serious lung damage if exposed to long.
b. Head trauma or nausea is also a side affect.
Soldier: Sir, we're losing we need to release the "bomb"
Commander: Ok soldier, everybody put on your gas mask, release the beast!
Soldier: yes sir, let the bitch go, this is a sure victory now.
Commander: I just hope no civilians get harmed.
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The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.
Occurs when a person frequently swallows man chowder
I gave ali my whole pack of gum today because she had the worst case of semen breath in the history of cock sucking.
What Andrew Tate says after knocking out old women. Just unhurt yourself.
Grandma: OWW!
Andrew Tate: Just BREATHE AIR
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