A very odd man you well only find him in a class sitting by someone who starts with a F gossiping
Brett theisen walked in my class
an obsession with wanking to Danny Devito whilst eating cheddar cheese.
BRo, why isn't Helen in school?
Apparently she got thrown in an asylum for pulling an Isabelle Brett
A weird ass anime teacher at jay co. Acts like tough shit but is not. Probably a furry but keeps it a secret. Low-key an asshole
Brett Livingston Is a fucking weirdo.
Guy I used to go to highschool with, pretty nice.
"Have you seen Brett Smith lately?"
"No"
To be the best hydraulic shovel operator on the face of the earth.
You’re running that gear like a real Brett Thompson
Verb: in cricket, to accidentally bowl a beamer - an illegal and dangerous delivery above the batsman's waste height that does not bounce - when things aren't going your way. Named after the Australia fast bowler renowned for such deliveries.
Bonus points for feigning outrage when anyone suggests that the beamer(s) were not entirely unintentional.
"Yeah nah the batsman gave me a bit of tap so I Brett Lee'd one at his head. It slipped, honest."
A bad mother fucker. Kicks ass takes names. Like the roles Royce of bad mother fuckers ya know top of the line. Gets bitches like its nobody's business. Walking baddassness.
Nigga, don't fuck with him he's a Brett Davis.