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The sound a male/female makes while bending their naked romantic partner over grasping each buttcheek with one hand, Spreading the cheeks while letting out a high pitch shriek into the anal cavity.
In order to entice Mary into marriage, Jacob gave Mary the brown crow. After receiving such an act Mary could not contain herself any longer and were instantly wedlocked.
Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.
Turner Brown:
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”
The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.
DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.
When you take apart a hairdryer (Preferably someone you don't like's hairdryer, or one in a hotel) Then you "drop a log" in the hairdryer, and put it back together, ready for the next unsuspecting victim.
I stayed in a hotel last week, gave the hairdryer a good brown breeze
The act of defecation.
I need to move brown like you wouldn't believe.
one who possesses massive tatas and flaunts them carelessly. on occassion will use them as a table for cell phones, pencils, drinks, etc. also opens and closes doors if hands are full
guy1: did you see that chick yesterday? her boobs were MASSIVE. guy2: ohhh yeh that was busty brown
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