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It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.
Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.
It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.
To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.
Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"
Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"
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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"
Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away
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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"
Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"
when you want to go somewhere really badly
i have some serious buffalo lust for miami
A Buffalo Blizzard is when you are doing a chick; and when you're about to blow your load, you stand behind a running fan and release your spunk into the back of the fan, so your hot jizz will blizzard onto her. Much like a snowstorm in Buffalo.
I gave that chick a Buffalo Blizzard last night, it was all over her!
When a guy jacks off into his own hairy belly button for someone to drink it out of
Cum drink from my Buffalo cup
That’s the furriest Buffalo cup that I’ve ever seen
When you’re doing it raw and you slide a vibrater in her ass just before or during climax.
Dude, I just tried the Thunder Buffalo trick my buddy gave me and now she won’t return my calls.
When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.
The placement of buffalo wing sauce into the female reproductive organ, then performing vaginal sex and ejaculating into the sauce. Afterwards, stand over a tray of uncooked wings and drizzle the concoction onto the wings. Cook to perfection at 420 degrees for 20 mins and serve.
My girlfriends parents thought the wings tasted weird. Little did they know we used the buffalo marry technic.