Naked lady

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.

(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)

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naking out

Making out while naked (but no sex). In some cultures (but not all), this would be considered "hooking up".

OMG, Kat was totally naking out last night!

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get naked

relax and be cool. calm down

can u plz break it up and get naked?

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driving naked.

Driving without GPS.

Give me a break man I am driving naked.

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the naked man

A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!

Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!

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NAKED CHEESE

Eating cheese while being naked...

she did abit of naked cheese

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butt naked

Americanised version of buck naked. Probably arisen from the Yank inability to speak English.

American: I don't ever get butt-naked when I shower at the gym.
Everyone else: It's "buck-naked," you idiot!

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