Catch 22

Illogical, but none the less trapping, set of contradictions.
(Often a commentary on bureaucracy. From Joseph Heller's Book of the same name.)

anything to do with Mads

Here are some more good examples of a Catch 22:
(To add to the ones other people have added).

A company won't hire you without experience in the field. But you can't get experience in the field if you won't be hired.

or
: You can't get to work without getting your car fixed and because can't get to work you can't make money and can't fix your car.

EDIT: And a catch-22 does NOT mean a choice with only undesirable outcomes. That's "being in a bind,". It more like "being between a rock and hard place". Nothing you can do about it. No choice, not even bad choices. Totally Stuck.

Hey Mads, thought you might look here :).
This word definitely applies to most things to do with you.

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catch up

pub reunion and forgiveness to the insulter.

Thanks for the frog card - let's catch up soon

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Catch a Vibe

To "catch a vibe" is when someone is invited by a potential partner to hang out and feel how the other is feeling after deep conversation and sometimes after substance use.

"Hey, you want to puff a doobie and catch a vibe?" Johnny asked Lana

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catch the heads

mostly used by gang members it is a way of fighting like bodies but in this case heads. fighting with only aiming for the head.

what up cuz (crips) are you a blood?

hell yea blood

lets catch the heads

or

that fool is talkin s***

for real we catch the heads on sight then

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catch-14

When you propose a perfectly good solution to a trivial problem, that is rejected out of hand by management with nonexistent or nonsensical justification.

I'm in a catch-14 situation

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catch a jux

verb. to rob someone

yo son im short on chips let's catch a jux.

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Catch yerself on!

Telling someone to "wise up"

"Do you really think you have a chance with that doll??? Catch yerself on!"

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