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The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.
He's been thrown out more than anyone else, he's Captain 86.
Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”
“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”
When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.
I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.
Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.
Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.
A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"
Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"
Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.
-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3