Carl's Jr.

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.

"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"

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Carl's Jr.

Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face

Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.

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carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth

DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good

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Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

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Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce

Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her

40👍 24👎

cold carl

(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.

I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.

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Carl-Hugo

A young male with an intense sexual drive towards money and fame. He will make up stories to succeed and flex his wealth on weaker opponents.
He is most times very brauny and muscular but lack brains.

Man: Have you seen David today!? He was so full of himself....

Girl: No, he's just acting like Carl-Hugo

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