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a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.
people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.
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Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz
Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.
White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).
Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.
The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
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In stan twitter ‘losing brain cells’ means: when a person says something so stupid that you automatically lose a brain cell.
Person 1: is the “ee” in “pee” silent?
Person 2: oh my fucking god i just lost my last two brain cells! (i just lost brain cells)
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Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
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The horn of a car.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.
"Dude, man.. Whoever is in front of apartment A needs to lay off his Mexican cell phone. It's 6:30a.m. That shit is annoying!"
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