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crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022


chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018


chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 10, 2024


chappings

when eating cancer hard some snacks

gewoon kk hard chappen toch

gisteren assie gepoft en chappings gezet met me neef was kk goeie

by hammam May 29, 2020


Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023


Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.

David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else

by WinstonBoy May 13, 2021


Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?

by Vettech12 October 19, 2017