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A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.
My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!
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A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.
Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"
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A chinese person driving too fast in a parking garage.
"Watch out or your gonna get hit by that Camry drivin' Chinese Cowboy!"
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Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution
Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.
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when getting a blowjob you grab the back of her head and slam her down on your man stick so hard that she vomits all over it. Then continues with the blowjob and when you cum, she swallows a mouth full of cum and vomit..
Hey did u hear Pluto got a Angala Chinese last night?
Ya I heard that she didn't even brush her teeth after.
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When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.
Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.
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A combination word consists of Chinese and English pronunciation which formally looks or sounds like both Chinese and English.
You spent a fourtune for lots of useless stuff only for promotion on the day of Double Eleven? Dude, in Chinese English, you are a shability.
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