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To sample the fruits of someone else’s labor…
So you fucked Deanne a… How’d you like stirrin’ my chowder?
That fucking cum guzzler was stirrin’ my chowder last night when he munched he munched Jen’s box.
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After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"
Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder
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When one woman has sex with two different men in the same night, the second man is fornicating with a woman who is filled up with another man's semen.
You fucked Heather last night too? Dude, you were stirrin' my chowder.
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Lo que pasa cuando no te sale el duro. Esperas hasta que la chica salga para España para contarles a tus amigos que vomitaste en su pecho despues de echarle un pedo.
Mr. Stewder performed a thunder mountain chowder on that nice girl from Spain; he'd had too much to drink after eating some bad chile and couldn't get it up.
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when you get jammed in a bowl of bad
Good day, and SIMMER DOWN Chris......your working with the BEST techs out here in the field, like ME (Naturally), Walter (Of Course), TONy S****s (100% dedicated to the crys and wimpers of you), Andy l****a (Don't keep callin me 20 times an hour, I got it the first time....BELIVE me..I'm workin on it...STOP CALLIN!!!), L****d D****s (I'm on vacation now but whatever you want I'm sure I could put the squeeze on Jeremy to do it after his initial teary eyed wimpers and sidestepping till he runs out of OBVIOUS options and then has to document all that in a Remedy ticket....before calling John Mogg) and then there is Chad R*****d, the shy type who gets the job done at whatever the CO$T$....We are all here to help each and everyone out in provisioning (At least some of us are..), so Chris, just keep callin on us to bail yourself out when you get jammed in a bowl of bad, rotten clam chowder,,,,We'll pull ya out and continue on with the tasks at hand so that "Your" (Chris ) precious service orders come out on time without a single dripping of Clam Juice on them and without having you pressure-cooker blood pressure rise up into the redline zone. We (Some) are all here to take care of eachother, which includes nervous, shaking provisioners as well. Thats why "MOST" of us outside guys work so, so well...To cover eachother out here, "Eachother" meaning "MOST" of us Field Techs.
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A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.
Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*
Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?
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Don't eat that Delaware clam chowder
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