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Chuck Norris on being wet.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
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The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.
Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"
-Chuck Norris
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Line used in dodgeball. Used to describe someone who just ruined your day. Often bugly or uses Nautalis regularly.
Note: This is not a scene Deffinition
Jill--Jessie You look fucking fat today
Jessie--FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS!
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After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised
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The act of pissing in a chicks or your friends girlfriend's mouth followed up by a throat chop and an unholy roundhouse kick.
Hi Sally (Dan's girlfriend) close your eyes and open your mouth, I am going to treat you to a Chuck Norris Lemonade instead of a shot of tequila.
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god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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