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Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued August 6, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cincinnati sunshine

Sexual act (horizontal position) whereby a woman licks a man's a-hole / balls while jacking him off.

Jimmy was very pleased when he found himself in the perfect position for a Cincinnati Sunshine from Katie.

by Woodman2 February 27, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Conservatard

See Bill Cunningham

Tom: You going to Willie's?

Jerry: Hell no that's owned by the Cincinnati Conservatard who hates Freedom.

by andrewesq September 11, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Bundt Cake

A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant is that the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass instead of the face - in effect, glazing her posterior like a Bundt Cake.

There's nothing like a good Bukakke for an dinner, but I prefer a Cincinnati Bundt Cake for dessert!

by Ceedee October 11, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


cincinnati fondue pot

A party event requiring an male individual to dip his dick in one or more liquid edible substances such as chocolate/peanut butter/chilli/white chocolate/au jus/sawmill gravy and immediately proceeds to anally penetrate a female until creampie status is achieved. Immediately following the pull out, another male buddy slobs the knob clean, reams the pie hole, and then swaps positions such as to repeat said anal penetration procedure until all parties are sated or until daily caloric intake values are met.

Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.

by TheGreatestWhite February 6, 2019


Cincinnati Air-Freshener

To fart in an enclosed space subject to traffic and quickly leave, with no one recognizing the culprit.
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)

I left a Cincinnati Air-Freshener in the elevator right before I got out.

by DougWL January 14, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Car Bomb

The act of taking a dump inside of a car.

When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.

by Nick D April 5, 2004

80๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž