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To tear off all your bed sheets in the night and end up on a bare mattress
Man, I pulled a Clark last night and woke up freezing.
The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
A dirty slut hoe that cracks onto men in relationships at a work place.
Did you hear about the chick from HR?
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch
A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
The reincarnation of God as we know it.
did you see cheif clark today he is a god
A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.
Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks