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Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.
"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"
The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.
Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
When you have an amazing workout at the gym and sleep straight after and that sleep feels like you're floating on clouds
Yo smith im about to have a mad cloud sleep after this session
Created when somebody (after inhaling off an electronic cigarette) exhales a large cloud of vapour.
"Do you even cloud bro?"
"Bro, check this vape cloud."
"Man, my box vape let's me cloud hardcore."
When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).
Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.
Lifeguard 2:damn it children.
Cloud 9 is a state of utopia and euphoria where you have reached total happiness by taking drugs
Bro, I had the best trip yesterday, it's like I was on cloud 9