Sunday Clutch

The Sunday Clutch is an incredible feat where in one realizes all the shit thats due on Monday and gets his shit together, Sunday Clutch hours are usually from 7 pm - 4am. Side effects are mostly insomnia and lack of energy

John: Fuck dude did you sumbit the requirements?

Terry: Yeah John, I pulled a Sunday Clutch and I still have no sleep.

Person 3: That's amazing you need a fucking medal.

riding the clutch

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

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Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles

Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice

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Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

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Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

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grizzly clutch

When a big nigga named Remi chokes another wannabe nigga named Chris while enduring anal sex.

Gay dude:” give me that grizzly clutch” gay dude 2:”you’re so fat”

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Clutch Shawty

An attractive lady essential to you. Never to be disrespected by you or let's anyone else disrespect her. No one can fill her shoes, wear her heels, nor take her place in your heart.

Girl: Who's that chick that's always had the number one spot on your Myspace page? Why she always there?

Boy: Whoa! That's my CLUTCH SHAWTY. She always will have a place in my heart. Doubt anyone is go replace her.

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