Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.
"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"
"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."
A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!
“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”
Communicating Outside Boundaries.
LLC dedicated to people who communicate beyond internal line.
COB LLC made people who were once considered defective or a bit unrevolutionized pinnacle.
Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.
I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.
Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.
After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.
When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)
Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me