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The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.
A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.
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When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked
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when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons
I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".
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Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
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When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
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A woman that rejects you before she knows anything about you.
That cock block jerkette just turned me down and she didn't know anything about me.
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Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
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