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an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.
dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
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The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.
Guy B: No, why?
Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.
Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.
Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.
(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
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Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
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Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
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When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
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When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.
Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!
Guy 2: What man?
Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!
Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
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A woman that rejects you before she knows anything about you.
That cock block jerkette just turned me down and she didn't know anything about me.
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