Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.
Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?
Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night
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a drug or substance pertaining to marijuana or the ganja
pistol pete smokes dat devils coconut
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1. The coconut helmet is a symbol used to identify people of a strange, usually a pseudo sociopath/psychopathic nature
2. Symbol has resemblance of a monkey on steroids
Fig 1: c:U
1. Damn that guy, he just talks shit! What a Coconut Helmet!
2. Look at this monkey on steroids!! c:U
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When a male drains the white juice out of a coconut, sticks his penis in the hole he made, and ejaculates in it. Then he gives the coconut to someone.
βHoney, wanna taste this coconut milkshake?β
βDonβt you give me a coconut-nut again!β
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A defamatory term for a person who is from the West Indies or Caribbean.
I went to this chics house I met online last night for dinner. She had a thick West Indian accent played reggae and soca music all night and served me jerk chicken and dumplings. Sheβs such a coconut head.
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A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"
*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"
And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
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(Basic white girl who still cries over 1D): OMG WHO IS THIS CUTE ASS BOYπ«!
An army that hasnβt left his/her room since 2012: Coconut head, Jeon Jungkook.
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