Insert Coin Syndrome

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.

DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."

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The golden coin maker

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER

coin grand slam

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.

*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*

Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "

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lionel coin bank

a frikken annoying commercial

*hears commercial*
"fuck...who the hell wants a fuckin lionel coin bank?"
*save your money save your money*
"shut the fuck up. damn."

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two cent coin

Australian :" What's the colour of a 2 cent coin ?. Copper , Copper"
An old rhyme we used to use referencing the colour a 2 cent coin made of copper.
Meaning a police officer.

*Seeing a Police vehicle* "What's the colour of a two cent coin ? " *everyone replies* "Copper, Copper"

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Salty coins and milk

Its how pussy tastes like

"Her pussy taste like salty coins and milk

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Indonesian Monkey Coins

A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.

Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!

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