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*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER
*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER
A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
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*hears commercial*
"fuck...who the hell wants a fuckin lionel coin bank?"
*save your money save your money*
"shut the fuck up. damn."
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Australian :" What's the colour of a 2 cent coin ?. Copper , Copper"
An old rhyme we used to use referencing the colour a 2 cent coin made of copper.
Meaning a police officer.
*Seeing a Police vehicle* "What's the colour of a two cent coin ? " *everyone replies* "Copper, Copper"
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Its how pussy tastes like
"Her pussy taste like salty coins and milk
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A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.
Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!
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To take the loose skin from one's nutsack, stretching it over the penis, and holding against the body above the penis.
she was pissing me off, so i showed her a tennessee coin purse to gross her out.
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