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/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!
I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)
I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)
Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
To represent, wear, or display something on ones self with lots of confidence and style.
Ya ever realize successful people wear the same shit everyday? Steve Jobs used to cold rock the same ass turtle neck, jeans, and New Balances every damn day.
When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.
“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”
Cold on the outside warm on the inside.
A warm drink purchased in Thailand and or in Koh Samui Thailand.
A beer served warn but cold on the outside, traditionally a beer either served from a fridge not set to the correct minimum temperature or has been placed warm into the fridge, icebox or eski and is served before the contents have been chilled to the correct serving temperature.
"Could i have a cold beer please"
After receiving a warm beer, you complain or ask for a cold one the waiter will feel the outside of the bottle and say
"It's cold just feel it"
Try to explain to the waiter it's cold on the outside but not on the inside only to get a confused look, then order another only to receive another warm beer. After several attempts and having to move from bar to bar in search of a cold beer you would start joking with your mates about how the beer is warm and say to waiter
"Could i have a cold beer, not Samui cold i would really like a nice ice cold beer"
The act of pleasuring one with your mouth while hold cold cubes of ice in your mouth.
For example:
Jane gave Dave the cold twister :0
Text message version of giving someone the cold shoulder:
When someone ignores a text message (or group of text messages) by quickly swiping the message away, and off the smartphone screen causing a "shutter effect" that you see used with pictures and videos.
Boy "She is definitely giving me the cold shudter, I bet she hasn't even read any of my messages!"
Girl "Omg, look how annoying he is with all these text messages. Delete, delete, delete" As she swipes away and deletes all of the messages without acknowledging them.
Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.
Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!
Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.