Shitty small town in colorado full of stoners and meth heads
Idaho springs colorado
Idaho springs colorado is the shittiest place you can visit
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When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick
I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.
the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
βi was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloonβ
when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".
i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.
When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.
Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!
A person who gobbles cum in colorado
someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler
An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.
βMatt did you get any last night?β
βJust a Colorado fast breakβ