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When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.
Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
I don't know shouldn't you be searching it in wikipedia or something rather than wasting your time here
Assigment:
Find the History of the computer
A philosopher who is able to make money.
Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.
"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"
A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!