Con Cunt

Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.

Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.

Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)

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crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

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Con-txting

The act of pretending you are busy texting so as to avoid making awkward eye contact with people who are walking passed you in public. By con-txting, you "con" people into believing you are too busy texting to look up at them.

Jane: "So I'm at the mall and this creepy old dude is walking towards me so I took out my phone and started con-txting"

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Adobe Conned

The act of being conned by Adobe to install some bloatware, Google tool or desktop or McAfee malware simply because you click to download and install Adobe Flash or Reader too quickly and before the pre-checked additional bloatware box appears on the download webpage.

Go to www.adobe.com, click on Flash Player icon, click button to Download and install.... but wait a few seconds first and the preselected bloatware finally pops up is already checked and included if you miss it. If you find bloatware suddenly on your PC after installing an Adobe product.... you've been 'Adobe Conned!!!'

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bull con

A variation on the more commonly used, "bull shit". People tend to use "bull con" to describe a situation that's "fucked".

Son: "Dad, can we go to Wal Mart (on July 4th)?"
Dad: "No bud, we're not dealing with these peoples' last minute patriot bull con."

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Con City

Nickname given to Concord North Carolina to compare the neighbor city Charlotte the Queen City

Con City is a harder then the Queen City

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madè con

means mother fucker in spanish

Tú es madè con .... you are a mother fucker

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