ghetto condom

A condom made from seran wrap.

"Tina's boyfriend didn't have change for a rubber, so he made a ghetto condom instead."

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Busted Condom

Noun: A child who was not wanted by their parents, and who is obviously not wanted by their present company.

He's just a busted condom.

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crunchy condom

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

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condom filling

jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...

ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.

To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!

Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.

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Hole in the condom

1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.

2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.

Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"

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Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

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ear condom

An item used to protect ones ear from ridiculous chatter, unwanted sounds, or annoying opinions. Origin: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga puts on an ear condom when speaking to Alejandro.

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