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1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.
Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.
"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."
People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.
Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!
Make a French Exit from a party when the vibes turn sour with little to no warning.
Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run
When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.
"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:
Heaven
Elysium
Paradise
Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?
God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.
The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:
Heaven
Elysium
Paradise
Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?
God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.