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Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021


Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 10, 2021


lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties

by blondie9867 March 30, 2016


Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by June 19, 2024


Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

by MinMax123 July 6, 2022


Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023


Cunt cork

Another word for penis or marital aid.. Pickle tickler.

My girlfriend has been really humgry for some cunt cork lately!

by Soup kmf November 28, 2018