When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
The coolest person ever, very hot, and isn't gay
Cosmic Reef is lovely
(n.) The exaggerated value of an item or concept, especially from the perspective of others encountering a person's inflated ego. Many use the phrase derisively, belittling the concept and originator at once.
Frank's theory of mayonnaise elasticity, though labored over for years, resulted in no great cosmic import. Rather, he ended up in an est commune.
The manifested posessions one holds within the Metaphysical realms
They obtained their Tetragrammaton from the process of Cosmic Entropy.
The act of being cross faded and high on mushrooms
Is he cross fading? no he tripled up on some mushrooms, he's getting Cosmic Krunked
The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable
Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
When you are ignored by a human life form named Carson who is a manager on a comic discord server
Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?
Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”