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Cash Over Voters Fuck Europe Fuck Everybody.
Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
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Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.
Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.
"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."
"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"
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Fuck everyone else. A variation of "go fuck off."
If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
Despite you being right about all the facts, covfefe.
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I do whatever I want covfefe.
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Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"
You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.
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When you're such an imbecile that you can't even finish your own insult.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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A caffeinated beverage gulped down while tweeting, with HIGH ENERGY, about how much the world hates you and everyone's out to get you.
Mike was hitting that covfefe pretty hard last night; you see his TL? All self-pity.
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This is a saying made by the worst president in United States history, President Donald Trump in a tweet that says "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Trump: I need some covfefe
Everybody else: What is that?
Trump: I don't even know, lol.
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