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COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing
dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks
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When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.
A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.
An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.
You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around
An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
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When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.
Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.
When you catch the coronavirus 4 times
That nigga Paulo Dybala got Covid-76 bro
The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.
Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.