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A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.
Dickhead: "Give me all your money"
You: "Fuck you"
Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"
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Method used by Author Alisa Glutz to teach people a new way of looking at their credit report by coloring it like a coloring book.
I wanted to improve my credit score so I decided to Color My Credit.
The thing you say for a twitch streamer or a YouTube star
Guy 1: hey yo you see her ass on twitch heard she got an onlyfans
Guy 2: damn bro can I get her credit card info
When somebody is not the sharpest tool in the shed but you don't want to call them stupid.
He gives me credit recovery vibes.
when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card
oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit
Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.
Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
A Siphon for stealing fuel out of a car
Hey man, gas is to high to buy. Do you happen to have a California credit card?