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When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way
Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07
a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car
op there's a cripple cab
1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.
It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
when a male has too much pride and fucks up his limbs, specifically his legs, because he didn’t want to seem like a bitch… even tho he rly is.
Chris is now a crippled ass mf because he didn’t want to look like a bitch in front of the coach and his friends.