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A sex act involving forceful, anal sex where the male is on top with the female's knees placed beside the ears. The force of the thrusting pushes the female along the floor/bed/sex platform using the lubrication produced to slide her along on her back. The streak lends to the "smear" terminology, the color of the naturally produced lubricant lending the "Cuban".
I saw a Porno last night where some hung dude ran a 100 yard "Cuban smear campaign." on a drunk bitch.
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2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.
I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!
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When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
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when a male ejaculates on a girl's face and then bends over to automatically fart on their face covering her face in your gas.
I had a girl going down on me the other day and after I busted a nut on her face i turned around real fast and gave her a Cuban Jizz Bomb.
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describing an ambiguous latino complexion
Jose and Enrique are Puerto Mexa-Cubans
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A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre
Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night
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That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!
Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks