A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.
Cucumber muncher is a lot of things she is very very concerning issue if you see this create run far far away
I’ve just saw a cucumber muncher
we have to go quickly !
mid streamer who never finishes a sentence
also a furry and emo
damn that swaggy cucumber really looks like a furry with those cat ears on
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass
"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.
When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow