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1. A vampire fron Stephanie Meyer's Twilight.
2. The most irresistable man/vampire alive.
3. Every women's fantasy.
4. Every man's worst nightmare.
I wish I could be Bella Swan, so that I could spent eternity with Edward Cullen.
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One Of The Main Characters In Stephenie Meyers Book Twilight!!! He Is A Totally Loving Hot Kind Strong Amazing Boy/ Vampire And He Loves Bella Swan The Main Character Of the Book!!! He Has Raised The Standards Girls Have For Boyfriends All Over The World!!!!! He Sparkels In The Sun.... Could It Get Any Better?
Boy:Hey Wanna Go Out?
Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen?
Boy:Who?
Girl:The Vampire From Twilight!!!!
Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional!!!
Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle!!!!
Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month!!!!
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A sexy pedophile who everybody wants to fuck
I want to fuck the brains out of Edward Cullen
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The Most Charismatic member of SB19. He's crowned as the Sexiest Man of the Philippines. Some may see him like that--sexy, "maangas", possesses a hot and swaggy aura, and slaying the stage on fire with his talent...but! He's also a soft guy who smiles and giggles cutely, a very adorable and cheerful person. Cuteness aside, he's the guy who's like a hero. He faced too many struggles and challenges in life, and yet, he's able to reach this point where he performs with all his heart and continues to be an inspiration to many. With his life experiences, you'll be inspired to go on with life, even if you stumble on the way, you gotta stand up and no one can stop you from reaching your dreams.
Josh Cullen Santos is truly my inspiration in life. He's a role model for all of us.
When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111
Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...
N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.
I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.
Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome
Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome
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A Vampire who's never had sex in all of his life (which is like over a 100 years). When he does have sex, it's with an anorexic emo whore who's got a Beastiality Fetish with dogs. He knocked her up and know has to change her into a super-fag who can rip his balls off. Yeah, your balls are so in her purse, bro.
He likes his girls 75 pounds and an A Cup Sized boobs, if you can even call those boobs. So, in other words, Edward is a pedophile who decided to bring Elvis's hair back into style.
Her has piss-colored eyes and albino colored skin. His nipples are like a forest that never gets rained on. Unless you call Jasper's jizz rain, then he get's lots of rain.
Stephanie Meyer ruined the name Edward and ruined the whole Vampire idea with her "Humans are Friends, Not Food" crap. Way to go, Steph. You just turned one of the most feared creatures into the next CareBears.
Edward Cullen: Say it, Say it out loud.
Bella: You're a...Homosexual.
Edward Cullen: No! How did you find ouuut?! *fans himself with his perfectly manicured hand*
Bella: Oh, Edward, it's okay. We can get married and no has to know!
Edward: But...But...
Bella: But what?
Edward: I...*Prances into an open meadow and dances around in the flowers under the sun. He sparkles crazily* I SPARKLE, BELLA. Tee-Hee!
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