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A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.
"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"
DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.
person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf
Type of man who I find attractive because they compensate for the lack of a father figure throughout my life.
Also I love big hot man tiddies. #slay
“Oh man look at that dilf’s massive honkers, those are some voluptuous boobies indeed. I sure hope they don’t fall directly into my face. That would just be awful.”
ophie: whast a dilf
sel: david
ophie: what
davidL what the fuck