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The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024


Daily that

You had sex with the person their asking if you know them

Person 1:do you know this girl

Person 2: yeah i daily that

by DukeNilo December 27, 2022


Daily that

You had sex with the person they asked you know

Person 1: do you know this girl

Person 2: yeah I daily that

by DukeNilo December 27, 2022


daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.

Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!

by Not.quite.Vtec February 3, 2011


daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…

Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!

by berrylea December 3, 2021


Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by Rotten Turkey February 21, 2021


Daily Wyman

A class of 2025 tradition where high schooler, Christopher Wyman, was drawn in a variety of artstyles each day. Alongside this, these drawings were accompanied by a 100% true caption such as, "Chris admitted he eats while pooping!" These images are compiled on a Instagram account by the same name.

Have you seen the Daily Wyman? It looks just like him!

by MurrayBall March 4, 2024