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The fucking carpet capital. The literal most boring city you will ever visit in georgia, if you’ve ever been here i’m damn sorry you had to be that bored
Friend: I went to such a boring city for spring break
Me: OHHH so you must’ve went to dalton Georgia..
Friend: omg how did you know
The carpet capital of the world, full of hispanics and rednecks. It's a decent town with nothing to do but go bowling or out to eat. If you ever plan on coming to Dalton.....don't.
Person 1: I wanna go to Dalton Georgia.
Person2: Don't, that place is boring.
someone named dalton candelot who lives in copperton and loves men and it says he is a bisexual on his myspace
If you’ve met a fool they will look like Einstein next to him. Dalton can’t be thankful for the many things he gets. Even thought this person is annoying they are always the favorite child and could stop a whole family from moving to I don’t know Tennessee.
Dalton the dummy can’t understand how lucky he is
That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.
Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.
when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die
"what happened to luke?"
"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"
The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick
Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented