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Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023


Comrad Derp

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

by MISTER WA November 20, 2021


slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

by RaCeR_X November 22, 2013

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Yudi Derp

Yudi Derp is a Minecraft (LOL) YouTuber who started his channel in 2017 on the 27th of July. His channel currently has 1.48k subscribers and his channel in total has gotten 152k views, his most popular video being a Christmas montage made in 2020 which got 17k views. He has made a few collabs, one of the main people being someone called Spoal, formerly MinePro, WhyUMad, addemannen, NotABus, iPing, you get it, he's had a lot of names.

Person 1: wyd bruvva
Person 2: watching Yudi Derp, you should sub!

by liverpoolontop April 16, 2022

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Corporal Derp

Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.

1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.

by dreadnotty October 27, 2009

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herp derp

A rage face showing expression of dumbness or suprising.

Hey, look, it's the herp derp face!

by superworddude May 17, 2014

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Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp May 25, 2011

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