tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

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verbal diarrhea

The frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.

Usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.

"Synergy" = Verbal Diarrhea

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diarrhea residue

The leftover fecal matter that floats around after your first flush of the toilet.

ex. I had some diarrhea residue floating around after the first flush, I had to flush twice

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Diarrhea-tard

Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")

Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!

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diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

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diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.

"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."

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explosive diarrhea

A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:

1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.

E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.

Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.

There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.

1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.

2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad

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