A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"
"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!
Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel
Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick
Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
The third installment of the Dick Suck gaming franchise. Released February 12, 2019. The game takes a tense and intricate take on morality, loyalty, and faith in Nazi Germany and the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Often seen as a revitalization of the DS franchise.
"Hey have you played DS3 yet?"
"Dick Suck 3? I played it all night last night!"
This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day