i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop

I did it for the vine

Original Phrase: Do it for the vine. Now that the vine app has been deleted people now say I did it for the vine.

guy: do it for the vine!
guy 2 (has 100 millon loops on vine): I did it for the vine.

Did I ask

"Did I ask?". Usually said when someone says "No" after you tell them to do something.

(e.g. "Let's go swimming" "No Thanks" "Did I ask?")

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Hair did (to get)

(SL.) When someone gets their hair did, it's slang for having their hair done. No matter which form of the verb, it's hair did.

1. Justin, Alizay, Ray and I are getting our hair did (to get).
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.

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Democrats in Drag - DID

A Democrat in Drag are republicans acting like the marxist-sociopaths named as democrats.

As one studies the List of 45 one concludes that Sen Lindsey Graham can be named as one of the Democrats in Drag - DID.

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I already did

The single most epic phrase ever to be spoken by a human being. You can't explain I already did or understand it, you can only just simply use it.

I already did is the answer to anything and everything in life like, "why is the sky blue?", "Why do women hate sex?", and "If you had 37 pies, and half of them taste good, how many do you have sex with?"

Mom - Your mac and cheese is done
Sal - I ALREADY DID!

Shelby and Jody - SAL!!! YOU FAIL!
Sal - Creepy ass gingers...I! ALREADY! DID!

Mr. Elliot - Okay sal since your talking and know all of this, how do you find out how many moles of Carbon are in a Sodium Nitrate carbon dioxide mix that is 593 grams.
Sal - um...first you get the molar mass of.... uhh... I ALREADY DID!

Sal - TOUCH MAH BODAY!
Daniel - I hate that kid so much! SAM!!
Eric - It's Sal!
Daniel - SAL or what ever the hell your stupid name is...DIE!
Sal- I already did!

Ashely - OKAY SAL! first the mangos were from the tree! Second, the guns were from the airplane that crashed on the island! And the baby is there because the chick was pregnate before they got lost on the island!
Sal - ....well...I already did...

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They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

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